Introducing Karmaceuticals
Gratitude Chewables
Puts the Great back into Grateful
Taking "Gratitude" makes you feel better. It solves problems and spreads happiness. Side effects may include bigger hugs, greater calm and lowered stress. Gratitude can be habit forming. Talk to your doctor about "Gratitude Chewables," it puts the great back into grateful.
Humor Suppositories
The Best Medicine
Taking "Humor Suppositories" helps you keep things light in the face of adversity. It makes you more likable and helps you understand obscure New Yorker magazine cartoons. Caution: laughter is contagious. Talk to your doctor about "Humor Suppositories," the best medicine.
Helpfulness Ointment
Helping You Help Others
Using "Helpfulness" builds relationships and strengthens your community. It builds bridges, not walls, unless you really need a wall with a bridge on top, in which case there's now an awesome bridge-wall thing that everyone enjoys. Talk to your doctor about "Helpfulness Ointment." Helping you help others. Now available with SPF 50!
See the world in color
Taking "Creativity " brings color into your world, makes solving problems easier and increases your popularity at parties. Plus, there's cake. Side effects may include: finished creative projects, increased joy and brighter outlook on pretty much everything. Talk to your doctor about "Creativity." See the world in color.
Creativity Eyedrops
Time Capsules
Take Time to Live
Taking "Time" heals all wounds and guarantees your loved ones will remember what you look like. If you are pregnant or nursing a baby, taking extra "Time" for yourself works most effectively. Talk to your doctor about taking some "Time."
Fear tastes really crappy
Taking "Courage" keeps you from being scared of the dark. It makes the unknown something to be appreciated rather than feared. It turns monsters into cuddly things you might give your niece for her birthday. If you are pregnant or nursing a baby, double your dose of "Courage." Talk to your doctor about "Courage Gelcaps." Because fear tastes really crappy.
Courage Gelcaps
Turn up the Volume on Life
Taking "Listening " connects you to others and the world. It's like seeing, except with your ears. Side effects may include: getting invited to more parties, remembering where the parties are, and reduced anxiety about missing parties. Talk to your doctor about "Listening Ear Drops," turn up the volume on life.
Listening Ear Drops
Fast Acting Respect Lozenges
Make Grandma Proud
Fast Acting Respect Lozenges" creates opportunities for better relationships. Side effects may include: Random door opening, lenient judges and smiling elders. Talk to your doctor about "Fast Acting Respect Lozenges." Respect that would make grandma proud.
Giving you Passion to Care
Using "The Compassion Patch" clues you in to your fellow human. It opens lines of communication and creates a bridge of empathy. Side effects may include: restful sleep, stronger relationships, mirthful laughter and occasional bliss-for-no-reason. Compassion could be habit forming. Talk to your doctor about "The Compassion Patch," giving you passion to care.
The Compassion Patch
Loyalty Extended Release Tablets
Important if you need a kidney
Taking "Loyalty" brings a sense of continuity and consistency into your life. Side effects may include: long-term relationships and more fulfilling sports franchise wins. Talk to your doctor about "Loyalty Extended Release Tablets." Have loyalty when you need it the most, especially if you ever need a kidney.
Grudges taste terrible
Taking "Forgiveness tonic" opens your heart and staves away bitterness and becoming that old guy who smells like ben-gay and swears all the time on the bus. Side effects may include: renewed relationships, unfurrowed brow, and stress loss. Talk to your doctor about "Forgiveness Tonic." Because grudges taste terrible.
Foregiveness Tonic